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Date: August 1, 2004 @ 6:11 PM
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Date: August 2, 2004 @ 11:49 AM
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Date: August 2, 2004 @ 12:49 PM
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Date: August 3, 2004 @ 8:25 AM
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Popdennytate
Date: August 3, 2004 @ 3:53 PM
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Date: August 3, 2004 @ 3:58 PM
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Date: August 3, 2004 @ 4:04 PM
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Popdennytate
Date: August 3, 2004 @ 4:05 PM
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AdminDexter
Date: August 4, 2004 @ 3:43 AM
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Date: August 5, 2004 @ 7:28 AM
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DMembergreatscottpr...
Date: August 7, 2004 @ 4:49 PM
Subject: Seeking an executive position Hyper

This individual seeks an executive position. Nodding He will be available next
January, and is willing to relocate. Love

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Laughing My Arse Off

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for Drunk driving under the influence of
alcohol. Burp I pled guilty, Wink paid a $ (Dollar) fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. :)) (Very Happy) My
Texas driving record has been "lost" Big Grin and is not available. Blows Kiss Love

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. Waving I refused to take a Refusing drug test
or answer any Refusing questions about my drug use. Chill Pill By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was
able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. Love

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Love I was a cheerleader. Rolling Stones Logo Trophy

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. Cowboy I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas, in 1975. Scarecrow I bought an oil company, Land Rover but couldn't find any oil in Texas. Shrug
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. :banker: I bought the Homestar Runner Texas Rangers
baseball team in a Heartbeat sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) money. With the help
of my father and our friends in the oil industry Group Hug (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas. Love

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor $ (Dollar) power and $ (Dollar) oil companies, making Texas the
most Holding Breath polluted state in the Union. Trophy During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America. USA Ribbon

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Love

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. Love

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to United States
the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. Love

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. Hypnodisk Hypnodisk

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
Cowboy Cheers
- I spent the U.S. United States $ (Dollar) surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. Cowboy YEE HAW!

- I Hyper shattered the record for the largest annual $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most Shhhh private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. House House House

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. :milla:
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
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- I Toast set the record for most campaign fundraising Party trips by a U.S. President. Party Party Party

- I Toast am the all-time United States U.S. and Earth world record-holder for receiving the most
$ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) corporate campaign donations. Love

- My largest lifetime campaign $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over
the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. Liar Trophy

- My political party used Enron private jets Airplane Airplane and corporate attorneys Liar Liar to assure my success
with the U.S. United States Supreme Court during my election decision. Love

- I have protected my friends Stop at Enron and Halliburton against Private Investigator investigation or prosecution. Gavel
More time Clock and $ (Dollar) money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of
the biggest corporate Olympics rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis Love in United States U.S. history and
refused Refusing to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. Love

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. Tractor Trailer Truck Tractor Trailer Truck Tractor Trailer Truck Tractor Trailer Truck Tractor Trailer Truck

- I changed the US. United States policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy Poop in the history of the United
States government. Love

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S history. Love

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human
Rights Commission. Waving

- I withdrew the United States U.S. from the World Court of Law. Beam Up

- I refused to allow Refusing inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
to abide by the Geneva Convention. Love

- I am the first United States President in history to refuse Earth United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002
U.S. election). Love

- I set the record for fewest numbers of Reporter press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on Cowboy vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the
entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. Love

- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks Sobbing and less than
a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. Wow!

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me United States Viking in public
venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. Love

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,
and the world community. Love

- I have cut health care benefits Doctor Nurse for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits
for United States active duty troops and their families Marge Simpson Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Maggie Simpson in wartime. Alert!

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the
lies on our British friends. A Flower For You

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as
the biggest threat to world peace and security. Cowboy BRING IT ON! Burp

Sonar Alert! - I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD Sonar Alert!

- I have so far failed to fulfill my United States pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. Eye Ninja Eye

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

-All records of my tenure as Soapbox governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
for public view. Love

- All records of SEC investigations into my Shhhh insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view. Love

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in Shhhh secrecy and unavailable for public review. Love
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Mug http://homepage.mac.com/krousen/Bush%20site/index.html Cheers

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PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004! Rolling Stones Logo

Alert! PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW! United States Viking
AdminDexter
Date: August 7, 2004 @ 5:17 PM
Shock And I hear those are his + points! Evil Grin
DMembergreatscottpr...
Date: August 8, 2004 @ 4:46 PM
Sonar Alert! http://www.buzzflash.com/alerts/04/08/ale04025.html Alert! Sonar

Devil Ashcroft Tells United States Libraries to Destroy :)) (Very Happy) Citizen-Friendly Publications!

Last week, the United States American Library Association learned that the department OF
justice asked the United States Government Printing Office Superintendent of Documents
to instruct depository libraries to Barbecue destroy and remove information on how
citizens Marge Simpson Homer Simpson can retrieve items that may have been confiscated by the
United States government during an investigation. The documents to be removed and destroyed
include: Civil and Criminal Forfeiture Procedure; Select Criminal Forfeiture Forms;
Select Federal Asset Forfeiture Statutes; Asset forfeiture and money laundering
resource directory; and Civil Asset Forfeiture Reform Act of 2000 (CAFRA). Shock
BananaTameasDust
Date: August 16, 2004 @ 8:21 PM
glad in canada we vote for the snake we know rather than the slimey snake we don't :)) (Very Happy)
DMemberWoof
Date: August 19, 2004 @ 3:26 AM
First off, thank you Frances... I'd be lost without knowing there are people like you in this sorely troubled world of ours...
I hope everybody here in the US is gonna vote, at least... Folks can register so easily these days:

https://secure5.ctsg.com/rtv/ovr/indexNoPop.asp?ms=RTV_header

And keep them home fires burnin'! Hug
AdvancedThaspian
Date: August 21, 2004 @ 3:18 AM
It is something that we know, for instance, Saddam Hussein has used weapons of mass destruction against his own people, and there is some evidence of their efforts to try to secure these kinds of weapons and even test them.
-- John Kerry, "Face the Nation," Sept 23, 2001.

[Saddam] is and has acted like a terrorist, and he has engaged in activities that are unacceptable.
--John Kerry, "The O'Reilly Factor," Dec 11, 2001.

To stir the pot, so to say. :p (Joking)
Popdennytate
Date: August 28, 2004 @ 5:03 PM
Whatever happened to going after Bin Laden ?
I thought that's what this 9/1/1 thing was about.
Saddam Hussein is indeed a madman, but it seems like
were focusing a lot more on defending citizens of Iraq,
than we are getting to the bottom of these terrorism plots.
Bush did say that Bin Laden was responsible, so if that's the case
we need to stop acting like the anti-christ ( who decieves the nations with false peace ),
and actually do something about this Bin Laden character.
Maybe we are, maybe it's taking Bin Laden some time to shop for a new beard or mask or
maybe my name is cattle and i believe everything i hear on the news.
AdvancedGTLive
Date: October 18, 2004 @ 7:45 AM
Simply awesome. Bush...ehhh don't get me started.
DMemberv1et-babi3
Date: October 18, 2004 @ 9:28 PM
owie my eyes!!!
DMembergreatscottpr...
Date: October 19, 2004 @ 3:12 PM
:)) (Very Happy) Here's some sunglasses for ya! Cool Groovin
Party John Kerry IS IN PENNSYLVANIA! United States Viking
GO United States JOHNNY GO! Peace Party Red Rose
Folknotserp
Date: October 26, 2004 @ 7:03 PM
Johnny be good!!! I can't believe this isn't a landside against asshole Bush! Sad
DMembergreatscottpr...
Date: October 26, 2004 @ 10:50 PM
:)) (Very Happy) Thank You notserp!
A lot of people talk about gays being in the closet but I want to talk about the the political closets most of us have been forced into living in since George W. Bush Cowboy and Dick Cheney Mr. Clean took office! Puking I believe speaking out and voicing our opinions is one of the most patriotic things we can do as Americans, especially in these days! Debate Unfortunately United States FREE SPEECH IS PRACTICALLY FORBIDDEN Shut Mouth if you are NOT in agreement with our present administrations political policies or agenda! Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil, See No Evil I BELIEVE IN STANDING UP & FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS and I believe too JOHN KERRY WILL and JOHN EDWARDS WILL WIN THE 2004 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION and PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE CELEBRATING ALL AT ONCE Earth Peace Party Red Rose NOT JUMPING INTO THE RIVER, like the elderly black lady I met and spoke very briefly with at the Philadelphia, PA Democratic Campaign Headquarters said people would do if George Bush and Dick Cheney won! Thumbs Down Mass Suicides! Shock True, people are even leaving the United States right now because they are so Scared I'm very sad to see this happening but I'd rather see that than to just see em goin postal! Eek! & What's going on sure isn't what my father fought two wars for! He fought for the United States to be SAFE! NOT OUR SAFETY *UP IN THE AIR* with a President whose TAUNTING OUR ENEMIES BY SAYING *BRING IT ON! & btw, the whole 4 years Bush has been in office abortion is still legal! Bleh

Here's another great United States song for ya'll! Flower

http://www.takinmycountryback.com/

Cowboy Singing TAKIN' MY United States COUNTRY BACK Viking

United States COUNTRY MUSIC'S GOT MAMAS AND DADDYS
WE GOT BAR ROOMS AND OLD HEARTBREAK SONGS Heartbroken
BUT I 'M HERE TODAY TO STAND UP AND SAY Soapbox
HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY HOME SWEET HOME Heartbeat
WHAT'S LEFT, WHAT'S RIGHT AND WHAT'S WRONG... AND Viking

Cowboy Singing I’M TAKIN’ MY COUNTRY BACK
SON, YOU AIN'T BEEN DOIN’ HER RIGHT Refusing
OH I BEEN WATCHIN’ YOU AND I DON’T LIKE Gawking
HOW YOU'VE BEEN TREATIN’ MY STARS AND STRIPES United States
YOU TOOK OUR JOBS AND SENT ‘EM OVERSEAS Waving
NOW WE OWE BILLIONS TO THE RED CHINESE $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar)
YOU BLEW THE BUDGET AND YOU BOTCHED IRAQ Wow!
SO I’M TAKIN’ MY COUNTRY BACK Viking

WE HAD A BUNDLE IN THE TREASURY DRAWER High Five!
MORE THAN THERE HAD EVER BEEN BEFORE Group Hug
BUT EVERY DAY WE'RE DROWNIN' DEEPER IN DEBT Help
MAYBE FOUR YEARS SHOULD BE ALL YOU GET Gavel
THEN YOU GAVE TAX BREAKS TO THE MILLIONAIRES Snooty
AND TRIED TO MAKE THE WORKIN’ MAN PAY Construction Worker Homer Simpson Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
BUT YOU CAN’T TAX A MAN WHEN HIS JOBS NOT THERE Shrugs
NOW LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE TODAY…HEY Wow!

Cowboy Singing I’M TAKIN’ MY COUNTRY BACK
SON, YOU AIN'T BEEN DOIN’ HER RIGHT Refusing
OH I BEEN WATCHIN’ YOU AND I DON’T LIKE Gawking
HOW YOU'VE BEEN TREATIN’ MY STARS AND STRIPES United States
YOU TOOK OUR JOBS AND SENT ‘EM OVERSEAS Waving
NOW WE OWE BILLIONS TO THE RED CHINESE $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar) $ (Dollar)
YOU BLEW THE BUDGET AND YOU BOTCHED IRAQ Wow!
SO I’M TAKIN’ MY COUNTRY BACK Viking

Cowboy Singing NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WERE HOT
'CAUSE BIN LADEN NEVER DID GET CAUGHT Blank Stare
SO YOU SAID WE HAD SADDAM TO BLAME Blah Blah Blah
TRIED TO TELL US IT WAS ALL THE SAME Blah Blah Blah
BUT NOW THE YEARS ROLL BY AND OUR KIDS KEEP DYIN' Tombstone Red Rose Tombstone Red Rose A Flower For You
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN TO BRING 'EM HOME Refusing
AND THOSE W.M.D. YOU PROMISED ON T.V.Television Thumbs Down
HEY ADMIT IT, YOU FIGURED IT WRONG... Dunce SO I'M TAKIN' MY COUNTRY BACK Viking

NOW YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME, BUT YOU KNOW WHO I AM United States Viking
I'M YOUR EVERYDAY WORK HARD, PLAY HARD Homestar Runner
RAISE KIDS AND Praying PRAY HARD COMMON MAN.... USA Ribbon
AND LORD South Park Jesus KNOWS I Heartbeat LOVE THIS United States LAND...THAT'S WHY Viking

Cowboy Singing NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WERE HOT Hot!
'CAUSE BIN LADEN NEVER DID GET CAUGHT Blank Stare
SO YOU SAID WE HAD SADDAM TO BLAME Blah Blah Blah
TRIED TO TELL US IT WAS ALL THE SAME Blah Blah Blah
BUT NOW THE YEARS ROLL BY AND OUR KIDS KEEP DYIN' Tombstone Red Rose Tombstone Red Rose
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN TO BRING 'EM HOME Sobbing
AND THOSE W.M.D. YOU PROMISED ON T.V. Television Thumbs Down
HEY ADMIT IT, YOU FIGURED IT WRONG... Devil SO I'M TAKIN' MY COUNTRY BACK Viking


http://realvoices.org/rv/jane.html BRING EM ON! YEE HAW! Cowboy

PLEASE TELL EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY and JOHN EDWARDS 2004 FOR WORLD PEACE!
Peace and God Bless You All! A Flower For You
Frances Plante-Scott
DMembergreatscottpr...
Date: October 26, 2004 @ 10:59 PM
David Kent wrote "Takin My Country Back". Dave Pomeroy, Bruce Bouton, Steve Sheehan, Spady Brannon, Barry Walsh, George Marinelli, and Jon Yudkin (all A team studio musicians) played on the record for free.
The studio time was donated. The singer you hear is Tony Stamply, who is not a label artist, but a great singer, and hit songwriter. USA Ribbon

 

 

 

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